Alright, I’ll see you “For sale. Baby shoes, never worn” and raise you this straight-faced entry from a Pro-med e-mail: “Fungal pneumonia - UK: (Scotland) bagpipe, alert.”
Evocative, pithy and with the type of conflict where you don’t even know who you’re rooting for-the anti-heroic fungus or the underdog bagpipers.
Before we start talking about deportation for not respecting the second amendment, maybe we should take a moment to read the amendment before it.
Real talk: I was feeling a little on the fence but now I want to send all people arguing pro-guns to live and die in Timbuktu.